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Journaling about veterinary medicine, life in Cumberland Valley, pet care, and other topics.
Funny stories
Nov
06

The Silliest Google Voice Translations Ever.

Our answering machine is linked to a voice system called Google voice. Every message that is left for my office gets saved to our answering service, and it translates to voice to text and sends me a synopsis of the message. However, the system isn't perfect and sometimes it translates messages in ways that make you take a second look, or burst out in fits of laughter.

Now I know that many of these are serious calls, and we have hidden the identity of the callers. However, it's NOT the caller we are laughing at, but the silly translations we get from time to time. I hope that some of these brighten your day. I know they make me laugh! 

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Jun
05

Friday Funnies: More Fun For the Summer!

We had such a great response to all of our corny jokes a few weeks back that I thought you might enjoy a few more originals brought to you by the great staff at Cumberland Valley Animal Hospital.

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May
15

Friday Funnies: Jokes Around The Clinic

One of my favorite things about Cumberland Valley Animal Hospital is the humor. We are always cutting up in some way or another.

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Latest Blogs

17 November 2017
Veterinary Medicine
The Valley Vet

Veterinary Medicine provides vast opportunities to see many strange and wonderful things. This profession also provides daily possibilities to make you look like an idiot. These stories give rise to the romantic ideas and dreams that everyone believes life as a modern veterinarian must be. I can’t deny that I have seen my fair share of crazy over the last three decades, but it’s the routine stuff that will drive you mad.

17 November 2017
The Valley Vet
Pet Care

Clients ask me all the time, “If this were your pet, what would you do?”

I appreciate your question, and yes I hear what you are asking of me. However, it is an unfair question and I sweat a little each time someone asks me. I do not want you to be offended in any way by my saying it makes me nervous because I truly am flattered that you have that much confidence in me to ask.

02 November 2017
Pet Care

Pet Obesity is a problem. We know this.  The question is, why are our animals so stricken with obesity? I mean dogs can’t open the fridge and make a sandwich nor remove the top of the soda-pop can. If one ever shows that talent, I'm buying him!!!

02 November 2017
Family Life

I heard the first crack followed by a loud pop. My hands tightened around the tree branches hoping that would save me in the event that things decided to go south, literally. I clung to the snow-covered limb not moving a muscle. So far things seemed to be holding. I could see the ground some 60 to 70 foot below me all covered in snowy powder from the night before, and I knew it would be of little cushion if I fell out of this tree.

02 November 2017
Dogs
Pet Care

So, yesterday I was looking at a dog in my exam room when I made a horrible statement that got me in a lot of trouble. After I said it, I got “The Look.”

31 October 2017
Pet Care

I find it very interesting when reading The Bible that there are two famous parables related to the same subject: that of something that was of value that was lost and then found.

10 July 2017
Tough Cases

Every day at Cumberland Valley we are asked to deal with dermal tumors of some nature. Of course, as a rule of thumb, the sooner you identify and remove a potentially life-threatening lesion or mass, the better the outcome would be expected. Still, sometimes factors get in the way of early identification and we are presented with much larger growths that prove hard to remove.

05 April 2017
Tough Cases

I believe it was Lord Byron that penned the phrase, “Truth is stranger than fiction,” which of course I have been saying wrong all along as, “Life is stranger than fiction.” Whichever saying you hold nearest and dearest to your heart, I would enjoy reinforcing your philosophy with one of the craziest veterinary stories I have had the pleasure and awe in dealing with lately. This is the story of Cookie, or as we like to call him, Zombie Dog.

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110 Lagoon Trail
London, Kentucky, 40744
P: (606) 864-9120
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  • Tuesday: 8:30 am - 6:00 pm
  • Wednesday: 8:30 am - 5:30 pm
  • Thursday: 8:30 am - 5:30 pm
  • Friday: 8:30 am - 5:30 pm
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